my penis cactus (trichocereus bridgesii monstrose) has grown, you might say, an appendage https://t.co/VQ19adbHa5

— fuck oscar / slickfaggot.tumblr (@slickfaggot) 2022.12.16

.@Walmart I tried to leave a review for a trichocereus bridgesii monstrose “penis cactus” bc I paid for two 4” ones and got a 2” and another that I might very generously round to 3”. Your site didn’t seem to post my review probably bc it censors the word. I am being silenced.

— Owen Webster (@sowenwebster) 2022.11.18

@osamafungus Lol that's this one. Trichocereus Bridgesii monstrose (Penis Cactus). Mine died a few years ago https://t.co/VDr5MAtjDj

— Congenial Ho (@rabid_antigen) 2022.3.27

@chainchompist I'll never pass up the chance to advocate trichocereus bridgesii. AKA Bolivian Torch, IIRC. Legal to purchase, contains the same chemical as the peyote cactus (mescaline). Takes a lot of prep to consume and is quite bitter, but the trip is so gentle and positive.

— Onionsoup (@Onionso62883807) 2021.12.9